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CAN A WOMAN HAVE MACHISMO ?

It is a common misperception that Machismo is a trait that only men can posess. That could not be farther from the truth. Women can posess a great amount of Machismo. If you browse to our Respect page you can view some Woman Machismo Greats.
What is important to remember however, is a woman can never attain the level of Machismo that a great man of Machismo can. Please do not confuse this to mean that a woman can not have more Machismo than a man. It simply means that if pitted against each other, a man in full control and at the peak of his machismo and an equally suited woman, The man will undoubtedly out-Machismo the woman.

DO I HAVE TO FLAMENCO DANCE TO HAVE MACHISMO?

NO, but it would help.

WHAT IF MY MACHISMO BECOMES TOO STRONG AND I CAN'T CONTROL IT?

If your Machismo has gotten out of control, it probably means you're trying to hard. So relax on the hair gel and maybe button the shirt up a bit.

ARE THERE SCHOOLS THAT I CAN ENROLL MY CHILD IN TO MAKE SURE HE/SHE GETS THE BEST MACHISMO TRAINING?

You should probably stop dicking around on the internet looking for people to teach your child the basics of being a human. The best way for a child to learn Machismo is to have a strong role model and right now, you're sucking at it.